
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Trump’s horses and all the Trump’s men…
It must be a good year for the Celebrity Apprentice Season 3. I have watched six episodes already and Humpty Dumpty is still happily ensconced on a wall with his fragile emotions intact.
Trump is making all the right decisions about who should be fired. Even Donald Jr. is not as stiff as board these days. He managed a wise crack at his father in one of the episodes. And Ivanka seems sharp, fair and to the point. As usual the Donald gave me a little eye candy in the beautiful model, Selita Ebanks, but when she got fired, I didn’t throw a tiff. She deserved to go for making eyes at Scottie Pippen instead of sticking to the plan and earning money for her favorite charity!
So what is there to gripe about these days?
I will tell you what.
I cannot stand a bone in Sharon Osbourne body. Somebody needs to push a bar of soap in that potty mouth and tell her to shut up. Isn’t she old enough to know how to act decently and stop swearing like a lout? And what do you think about that Cyndi Lauper? I used to think that lady was something special but can you imagine having to live for a day with her? You’d likely end up singing loony tunes.
After Celebrity Apprentice 2 when Donald Quack made the inappropriate decision to reward Joan Rivers with the title of Celebrity Apprentice, I hoped I had seen the last of her on the show. Of course I was wrong. It seems that the Donald and Governor Rod Blagojevich have a lot in common after all. They both do not know when to throw a “friend” under the bus. Watch a video of the Governor shooting himself in the foot here.

Trump brought back Joan to annoy the hell out of those of us who know fully well that Annie Duke was the real Celebrity Apprentice 2, and the Governor stuck to his guns and refused to sell Bret Michaels short, and got kicked off the show for being so righteous. The Governor is a nice fellow who does not seem to have much clout these days. These words keep ringing in his ears, “Rod, you’re fired!”
So who are the Celebrity Apprentices that I like? I like the guys (Curtis and Bret), Holly Robinson Peete, and Maria Kanellis. Let’s hope that one of their charities win a lot of cash.
By the way, I had my own experience with the Celebrity Apprentice last year. I was driving to the 59th Street Bridge in Manhattan when I espied a couple ahead of me trying to cross the street. The guy managed to make his way across to the other side but the girl was left stranded: so I slowed my car down and allowed her to cross safely. Well, the girl turned her head around and gave me a big smile as a thank you, and it turned out to be Ivanka Trump. It seems that she is something special. Isn’t it great when someone shows good manners in return?








