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Humpty Dumpty is still sitting on the wall

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the Trump’s horses and all the Trump’s men…

It must be a good year for the Celebrity Apprentice Season 3. I have watched six episodes already and Humpty Dumpty is still happily ensconced on a wall with his fragile emotions intact.

Trump is making all the right decisions about who should be fired. Even Donald Jr. is not as stiff as board these days. He managed a wise crack at his father in one of the episodes. And Ivanka seems sharp, fair and to the point. As usual the Donald gave me a little eye candy in the beautiful model, Selita Ebanks, but when she got fired, I didn’t throw a tiff. She deserved to go for making eyes at Scottie Pippen instead of sticking to the plan and earning money for her favorite charity!

So what is there to gripe about these days?

I will tell you what.

I cannot stand a bone in Sharon Osbourne body. Somebody needs to push a bar of soap in that potty mouth and tell her to shut up. Isn’t she old enough to know how to act decently and stop swearing like a lout? And what do you think about that Cyndi Lauper? I used to think that lady was something special but can you imagine having to live for a day with her? You’d likely end up singing loony tunes.

After Celebrity Apprentice 2 when Donald Quack made the inappropriate decision to reward Joan Rivers with the title of Celebrity Apprentice, I hoped I had seen the last of her on the show. Of course I was wrong. It seems that the Donald and Governor Rod Blagojevich have a lot in common after all. They both do not know when to throw a “friend” under the bus. Watch a video of the Governor shooting himself in the foot here.

Trump brought back Joan to annoy the hell out of those of us who know fully well that Annie Duke was the real Celebrity Apprentice 2, and the Governor stuck to his guns and refused to sell Bret Michaels short, and got kicked off the show for being so righteous. The Governor is a nice fellow who does not seem to have much clout these days. These words keep ringing in his ears, “Rod, you’re fired!”

So who are the Celebrity Apprentices that I like? I like the guys (Curtis and Bret), Holly Robinson Peete, and Maria Kanellis. Let’s hope that one of their charities win a lot of cash.

By the way, I had my own experience with the Celebrity Apprentice last year. I was driving to the 59th Street Bridge in Manhattan when I espied a couple ahead of me trying to cross the street. The guy managed to make his way across to the other side but the girl was left stranded: so I slowed my car down and allowed her to cross safely. Well, the girl turned her head around and gave me a big smile as a thank you, and it turned out to be Ivanka Trump. It seems that she is something special. Isn’t it great when someone shows good manners in return?

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Political unrest takes place in Thailand

The Tourism Authority of Thailand issued the following information on the political development in Thailand relative to the anti-government rallies as announced by the United Front for Democracy Against Dictatorship (UDD) that were staged from March 12–14, 2010.

The protest has been peaceful. The rally on Sunday, March 14, was limited to the protest site at Ratchadamnoen Nok and Ratchadamnoen Klang and is expected to remain peaceful.

Life in Bangkok and all other areas of Thailand continues as normal. Tourism attractions around the city of Bangkok and in all key destinations around Thailand are not at all affected. Department stores and shopping malls in Bangkok and around Thailand are open and are operating as normal. Tourism activities in all other areas of Bangkok and around Thailand continue as usual.

Suvarnabhumi Airport and all other international and domestic airports around Thailand are open and operating as normal.

Given the large number of people expected to attend such rallies, on March 9, 2010, the Thai Cabinet approved the use of the Internal Security Act B.E. 2551 (2008) in the areas of Bangkok and certain districts of seven nearby provinces from March 11-23, 2010. These are:

AREAS OF BANGKOK:

- Nonthaburi Province
- Pathumthani Province
- Samut Sakhon Province
- Samut Prakan Province
- Nakhon Pathom Province
- Chachoengsao Province
- Ayutthaya Province

The decision to invoke the ISA is deemed necessary as a precautionary step to ensure law and order. The ISA enables security agencies – police, military, and civilian – to more effectively integrate their efforts and take measures provided for under the act and applicable laws to prevent and mitigate, as much as possible, undue disruption or impact on the safety of the general public.

The law does not prohibit nor obstruct peaceful demonstrations held within the bounds of the law. The Royal Thai government respects people’s constitutional right to peaceful assembly, while the security measures to be put in place would help ensure security and peaceful and orderly assembly of the demonstrators. Clear instructions have been given to all security agencies that officers exercise the utmost restraint, and should the situation escalate, that they take a graduated response – from light to heavy measures – in accordance with internationally-accepted practices, with due respect to human rights principles.

For tourists visiting the kingdom, it should be stressed that foreigners have not been targeted in the on-going political conflict. However, foreigners are advised to be vigilant and avoid areas where crowds may gather.

Other than the areas under the ISA, travel to all other parts of the kingdom has not been affected. Tourism activities in all other areas continue as normal.

The TAT Hotline and Call Center – 1672 – provides 24-hour service. TAT recommends that foreign tourists and visitors to Thailand call 1672 for tourist assistance. In the event that further coordination or facilitation is needed, they will be directed to the nearest TAT Tourist Information Centre.

Thai Tourism Industry representatives are on stand-by to provide round-the-clock assistance to foreign tourists and visitors.

The Tourism Authority of Thailand Tourism Intelligence Unit and Crisis Communication Centre (TIC) serves as an operations center for state and private sector consultative meetings and joint-planning sessions and enables TAT and representatives from the Thai tourism industry to plan and execute rapid and orchestrated responses. From March 11 onwards, TIC will be staffed 24 hours a day. Representatives from Thailand’s Ministry of Tourism and Sports, the Tourist Police, the Thai Hotels Association (THA), the Association of Thai Travel Agents (ATTA), and the General Insurance Association will also be on duty at the center.

HOTLINES & CALL CENTER NUMBERS

TAT Call Center – 1672
Tourist Police – 1155
Ministry of Tourism and Sports – 1414
General Insurance Association – 1356
Thai Airways International (THAI) – +66 (0) 2356-1111

AREAS TO BE AVOIDED

The following roads in Bangkok near the designated rally site at Ratchadamnoen Avenue is closed to traffic, and visitors and tourists are advised to avoid the following areas:

- Ratchadamnoen Nok
- Ratchadamnoen Klang
- Dinsor Road
- Uthong Nai Road
- Sri Ayutthaya Road
- Na Phra That Road
- Tanao Road
- Phra Sumen Road

For the latest updates, please visit here.

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Curtain call for Siobhan

Siobhan Magnus

The minute she stepped on to the stage, to do Aretha Franklin’s “Think”, I thought she was going to shoot herself in the foot. The Queen of Soul is a tall order to climb. How could a white girl, that is as skinny like a twig, belt out a signature performance on that song. Siobhan Magnus dispelled my beliefs. She grabbed the song by the throat, and wowed the audience, including me. It was the kind of performance that, for whatever its flaws, will be remembered as the best moment on American Idol last week. The excellent performances by Lilly Scott, and close runner up, Crystal Bowersox, have long been forgotten.

Lee Dewyze

So who are favored among the guys? For two weeks in a row, my vote went to Lee Dewyze. He sounds current, and with the right producer, he could be making records right now. Two other guys I like a lot are Alex Lambert and Andrew Garcia. Again, these guys have the kind of voices that should make a recording engineer happy.

Todrick Hall seems to fit in the mold of an artist with the talent to intrigue those who like contemporary jazz and the improvisation that goes along with the genre. You wonder how long the judges and audience will go for him. He is not exactly out of the cookie cutter.

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Wicked

Govia

The public thought it was
wicked when the man slit the
throat of his lover from ear to
ear, and they felt disgusted
when the incident made its way
in the prose. Nobody was so
disgusted when the lawyer
stole millions of dollars from
his client, and built a house
out in the Hamptons. Nor did
the public think it was wicked
when the Government denied
unemployment benefits to the
employee who quit the job
rather than become the
lawyer’s accomplice. The
judge reasoned that the
employee’s job was not in
jeopardy so he should have
stayed and worked for the
lawyer. A poor bugger held up
a corner store the following day
and somebody popped him. It
was like being in a scene in the
movie, onlookers said:
“Wicked!”

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in Forest Hills

Govia

the Jew told the lady she was
a dumb fucking Indian
because she refused to be
bullied by him. She walked
with her shopping cart thru
the lobby of the Co-op where
he demanded she stopped
and go thru the back. He
queried if she was an owner or
a tenant, and challenged her
to say in which apartment she
lived so he could take up the
matter further with the Board –
at the time he was pushing a
shopping cart thru the lobby.

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Leon

Govia

They put statues of nudes in
cities long ago, and pictures of
them are in museums, but some
are still trying to dull the wit of
writers. The experiences that we
have are meant to be told with
the same boldness and
preciseness of painters and
sculptors, so where is your
courage, Leon? It is dishonest
that you hide what is within the
self.

Leon, what are you hiding this
time? Are these thoughts willing to
be set free? Your most primitive
desires lie hidden from the pristine
world of ours. Is the librarian your
lover, Leon? Has she no desires of
her own? Leon, the statesmen will
not call you a twisted and tortured
soul for you dare not challenge
anyone – not even yourself.

Leon is king of the fabled
intelligentsia. He writes for scholars
and noblemen. He never writes of
what is common or misplaced. He
hides his lust, and finesses his prose
with the pomposity of his velvet
touch.

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When Jesus walked on water

Govia

When Jesus walked on water it
was winter. The surface was so
hard a man could drive a truck
across it.

I do not believe a man is my
savior. I know I am responsible
for my sins; and only my good
works will save me.

I do not believe in three. I believe
in one. That there is a God who
formed the moon and the stars,
and that I am his experiment.

I am tossed in this bowl with other
ingredients for his cake — provoked
to perfection or less.

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Delta Air Lines Issues Statement on Northwest Flight 253

Delta Air Lines issued a statement regarding the incident onboard Northwest Airlines Flight 253 bound for Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport from Amsterdam.

“Upon approach to Detroit, a passenger caused a disturbance onboard Northwest Airlines Flight 253. The passenger was subdued immediately and the crew requested that law enforcement meet the flight upon arrival. The flight, operated by Northwest using an Airbus 330-300 aircraft with 278 passengers onboard, landed safely. The passenger was taken into custody and questioned by law enforcement authorities. Delta is cooperating fully with authorities and additional questions should be directed to law enforcement officials who are leading the investigation.”

CONTACT: Corporate Communications, Delta Air Lines, +1-404-715-2554 Web Site: Delta.

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What was your big mistake?

MT. ARLINGTON, New Jersey. We drove to Pennsylvania for the first time in months. The last time we were there the leaves on the trees were already changing to the spectrum of fall. The wild grass that grew along the I80 West had lost their strength, and were withering slowly into the earth, and intermittently, we saw carcasses of deer near the side of the road, further marking that the turning point between summer and the stilling of life.

On the way through New Jersey, Neshaa and I decided to stop in Mount Arlington. It seemed the perfect point to fill the car up with gasoline, and get something to eat. Gasoline in New Jersey can be around 30 cents cheaper than New York so if you are traveling to the Northeast, it may help to fill up your gas tank in New Jersey before you get to New York going East, or before you head to Pennsylvania going West.

We made our way off the exit of the I80, and noticed that there was an Ihop at the stop. Neshaa remarked that it was nice to be without the pups for a change. We could enjoy breakfast without having to worry about them. In the past we had to alternate between walking them; either of us making a quick stop into a restaurant to eat or use the rest room at a point in time.

Not long after we were seated in the Ihop an elderly couple came, and the hostess motioned them towards a table to the left of where we were seated. We had just finished placing our order of coffee, pumpkin pancakes, eggs, and turkey bacon.

I was taking the first sip of my coffee, when the lady pushed herself out of her seat, and started to walk away briskly from her table. Her husband threw his hands up into the air and called her name, “Helen!” The lady spun around and walked back to her seat as quickly as she had left it. I could see that she was biting hard on her tongue for there was unfinished business to contemplate.

Our meal came, and we started to eat it with the happiness of two people being out for the first time (in a long time) without having to worry about the children. I was on my third cut of the pancakes when lady commandeered the moment. “What?” she addressed her husband. “You have never made a mistake? I made the biggest mistake on July 22nd, 1972.”

We looked up from our food.

It must have been the date of the wedding.

Voices faded in the room, and we heard the sound of cutlery moving slowly upon china.

He said nothing.

We finished eating and paid the bill. And the traffic flowed nicely all the way to Pennsylvania.

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Report prepared by Govia.

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A BIGOT TOOK MY ELEVATOR

Govia

FOREST HILLS, New York. This morning I am reminded that people’s perception of their self worth is hinged on the color of their skin and not on what they contribute to the growth of humankind. So it is possible that when God comes to judge the earth I expect some people may proffer in their defense that the color of their skin was enough to excuse their bad manners, selfishness, and bigotry. It is possible that some may explain that they deserve to be in heaven because they are blue blooded. Others may argue that the person ahead of them should be relegated to the back of the line because she who was then ahead was born in a geographic region that is predisposed to skin with dark completion or people of a certain race. The naive person may argue that his genetic composition is six tenth Aryan, and not biracial, and that the statistics were flawed that designated him fifty-fifty. I do not know for sure if there is a God, but I pray to him sometimes, and I am sorry about the work he has in store for him on judgment day. Despite billions of dollars spent on prayers each year, he is going to have to overrule a whole lot of people who currently subscribe to the belief that you should love your neighbor based on the color the of their skin, or ethnic composition, and that is reason enough to overthrow the Supreme One, should he think otherwise.

America has come a long way since the days of slavery and racial segregation. Today we have what is conferred a bi-racial President, though yesterday he would have been simply a black President. Yet, it is this morning that I received my first overt experience with racism, and it occurred in the building where I live, not in south of the United States, but in the bastion of liberalism, in the Great City of New York. My experience occurred in Forest Hills, at five minutes before eight o’ clock on December 12, 2009. My intention at that point in time was normal enough; I was about to take the elevator from the 18th floor of the Coop to the lobby, and my goal eventually was to move my car from one side of the road to another to accommodate the city’s rules regarding street cleaning.

As I got on to the elevator, I met a rotund man of my complexion, about five feet two with a mustache, and after greeting him with the usual pleasantries of “Good Morning,” I remarked quite jovially. “We’re almost twins.” And seeing that Mr. Mustache was slightly taken aback, I continued, “I mean we are both wearing jeans, and boots, and winter jackets of the same pattern and color.” And seeing the action of his body further, “Well, the makers of our jackets are not the same,” I said.

“And neither is the color of our skin,” replied the man, sticking a hole into his cheek with his finger.

I told the man that it does not matter. Though I was shrewd enough to understand that he meant that he was white and I was of many racial compositions – black!

He must have noticed that I did not care for the way he was taking the conversation because he blurted out after a few seconds. “Today is one of those days when I have to get the car inspected. They are going to find a reason to say something is wrong, and charge me more money.”

Thankfully, the elevator arrived on the lobby and I got off, flinging behind me, “Have a good day with the car.”

A few weeks have passed since Neshaa told me about her own experience with bigotry in the coop. It occurred when she was doing laundry. A woman had approached her and lectured her about which washers she should use, and how they must be used. Neshaa had calmly told the woman to mind her own business. The white woman was so incensed by Neshaa’s reply that she called the superintendent of the building to put her in her place, and the man, knowing better, had smiled and listened carefully to the woman, and then walked away.

It seems the woman had mistaken Neshaa for one of the hired help. Neshaa is Indian, and the color of her skin is similar (to less perceptive eyes) to the Hispanic ladies that work as nurse aides to elderly Jewish residents of the building. Ironically, it was one of the nurse aides that rushed to Neshaa’s defense when the other woman accosted her. The woman continued to give Neshaa bad looks until I came downstairs to help with folding the laundry, and then it occurred to her that we live in the coop, and possibly are shareholders.

I read recently in the papers that businesses are still making their hiring decision based on race. Read it here. It seems people deny themselves the use of the best talent available to them because of a weakness that is hewn to their decision making process. I have seen pictures of what man conceive God to be. In a majority of these pictures God is white. In other pictures I have seen, God is black. On judgment day, it is possible that God may be a Korowai, and that would make billions of people get bent out of shape. It is said that the Korowai are cannibals, and justice would be served if bigots got first dibs at heaven.

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