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My dog hates Jennifer Aniston

February 4, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Govia

Jennifer Aniston / Image via Angela George

My dog hates Jennifer Aniston. He stands and barks at the TV whenever he sees her face. He hated that they showed her movies all day long, and that we sat and stared at the screen as if she is a God. My dog has never heard about Angelina Jolie. He prefers to stand on the window sill 18 floors up, and watch people walk the street. If things could get better for my dog, my dog would be sniffing at a tree.

Gizmo

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